Handy Tips on Fighting Zombies

Zombies, who love snacking on human brains, are composed of decaying flesh and their smell has been accurately described as a combination of old cabbage, fetid meat and warm vomit. 

Fortunately smokers, due to their significantly reduced blood flow, have a really limited sense of smell and taste. So whilst everybody else is gagging in disgust and running away, smokers are uniquely qualified to go kick Zombie but ! 

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(Handy Tip. It is possible to fight Zombies and quit fags at the same time.  Pop into Student Services Health Promotion and talk to Cindy who knows everything you need to know about the undead and fighting the nicotine habit.)