The relationship between students and serial killers
is usually viewed as quite negative – not least because:
However in order to minimise any forensic evidence many serial killers have developed cleaning skills that can easily be adapted by students and other home makers.
a) Many serial
killers suffer from severe social skill problems.
b) Students
have problems with being dead – corpses can have difficulty getting into
parties, matriculating for exams, etc.
However in order to minimise any forensic evidence many serial killers have developed cleaning skills that can easily be adapted by students and other home makers.
Successful mass
murderers store body parts in the bottom of the fridge, and preferably in an
air tight container. This minimises the forensic trace of the body bits and
also stops them dripping on other food stuffs and possibly contaminating them with poisonous bacteria (There is nothing
worse than a serial killer with a jippy tummy).
Serial killers who
enjoy nibbling dead bodies
have to be very careful about their bodily excretions (pooh!) as they can
contain evidence. The trouble with such excretions is that if they splash on to
the bowl they can quickly turn hard and become very difficult to remove. Which is why successful serial cleaners
clean their toilet on a regular basis.
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