Tuesday 11 September 2012

Weird Non-student Humanoids...


There will be weird non-student humanoids living near you. They are a very interesting species commonly known as neighbours. They do weird things like raise children, push buggies and / or work nightshifts, back shifts and early morning shifts. They are also a font of knowledge about shops, busses, parking, bin collections, part time jobs, and second cousins down from Mayo looking for a date, etcetera.  Say hello and you may be surprised at what happens…

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(Another Handy Tip: Neighbours will stop talking to you if they see you in the company of the sad sack who vomits on the neighbourhood street or leaves broken bottles lying around where children can step on them.)


- Posted by Rab

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